January 2010
Sappy. -Nirvana. such a good song.
iloveyoulessthanpunk:
tizzzy:
And if you save yourself You will make him happy He’ll keep you in a jar And you’ll think you’re happy He’ll give you breathing holes Then you’ll think you’re happy He’ll cover you with grass And you’ll think you’re happy Now You’re in a laundry room, You’re in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh And if you cut yourself You will think you’re...
a true story
bgebs:
boy: give me a blow job.
me: ugh no. i’m so full. we just ate pizza hut.
boy: come on, please.
me: i SERIOUSLY can’t. i’ll throw up.
boy: no, you won’t. just do it.
i did it.
then i threw up pizza hut all over his dick.
