julius caesar walks into a bar, sits down, orders a martinus. bartender gives him a weird look and says “don’t you mean a martini?”

cornerof5thandvermouth:

and caesar says

“if i wanted a double i’d have ordered one”

Posted on September 17th at 1:04 PM
Tagged as: HAHA. I love these.
Reblogged from: condemnedtorocknroll
Originally posted by: cornerof5thandvermouth

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    oh GOD

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